Chuks: The Major Motion Picture


 * “Yaaaaaaaaaararrarr!!”
 * — The Movie's slogan

Chuks: The Major Motion Picture is an 1001 Spears movie that was released on February 30, 2052. It grossed3.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000 capitals in District 41. It won Oscars for Best Sambo, Best Songs, Best Everything, Best Black Hole, Best Singularity, and all other awards in 2052. It was rated nc-17 for mild penis eating (assassination).

Synopsis

 * “At the black guy place...

Chuks is back home with his family after beating the Morums.

This is what happens.”
 * — Opening

A Black Battleship Zooms past the Black Guy Place. It lands in out comes Chuks. He is greeted by his wife and his father. Chuks then find out his child has deceased. After this news he heads into the forest by himself.

First he climbs into an oak tree and eats 500 Penises.

Then he rips off Shock Soldiers arms.

Then the movie ends as he swings from oaks.

Characters

 * Chuks
 * Chuks' father
 * Chuks' wife
 * Shock Soldier

ResponseEdit
GhThis movie was well received by all main critics.
 * “As Chuky would say, Yarrr!”
 * — WWIII.com


 * “5 times better than WWIII!”
 * — IMDB Reviewer


 * “It is racist.”
 * — CNN


 * “1000000000000000%.”
 * — CWSAJ


 * “Wait, what happened? I fell asleep during the film.”
 * — Madison M.

"'FUCK IT MADISON'' -Jacobo"
 * “Chuk-s”
 * — rick

"Best movie ever."

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